On Eye Patches

You know, generally I am a fan of monocles over eye patches. A friend informed me she has a "hole in her cornea" (shudder, I don't do well with eye related issues), she seems glad she does not have to wear an eye patch, but I think it would be rather dashing. Plus, she's an economist, so I'd imagine her eye patched work day would go something like this

I mean, that's the kind of stuff economists do, right? Chase stray numbers around? I don't know, maybe she'd be better off with the monocle. Next time, next time.

Also, on an unrelated note

Deer give good advice, right? Maybe, if it's about headlight quality.