Eternal Monday

Today is one of those days that is not Monday, but feels like a Monday. I have a feeling this week is going to crawl by very slowly. This got me to thinking of speeding up the week, and through a convoluted thought process, ended with imagining a lion on wheels. Wouldn't that be awesome?

If it were a lion on wheels that cut me off on the highway, I think I would be less likely to flip him off. Possibly because he would eat me.