The Lawyerz, redux

Seems I may have missed part of the crew. Well... uh.. she was on a mission, see?

Have to keep the fans happy.

We're the Berkley crew and we're better than you...

The idea of going to law school or becoming a lawyer fills me with unknown dread. I mean, I don't even know what lawyers DO, just that I don't want to be one.

Truth is, I am just not cool enough. I imagine lawyer posses to be something like this

You might wonder why Sara the rabbit has a hammer. Well, it's a gavel, and she stole it from a judge. Yeah, she's bad ass.

My posse would look something like this.

Yes, I got a cat companion for Spart. Her name is Katsa. Also, I don't know why I have an umbrella.

So, moral of the story? Lawyers do cool things like steal gavels and have lollipops. I'm a crazy cat lady with an umbrella.

Also, I haven't heard this song in forever, but it has been stuck in my head for DAYS.

Just a little aside there.

Kourtroom Kangaroo

Oh wait, sorry

You're Looking Rather... Animal.

Ever wondered what animal I would picture you as? Maybe you'll get to find out, if you ask. Here's a recent gathering at a friend's house.

The friend is the ginger porqupine. I bet you wish she was your friend.

@yourjschro

If you know someone who is having a bad day

Send this to them

It will terrify them into happiness.

Do I like teaching?

No, I just like feeling smart.

Oh no you didn't....

Hell yeah.

A positive outlook on life?

The point is that I tried.

You Learn Something New Every Day

Did you know

That's right,

Crows are the enemy. They also poop a lot. ON CARS.

For Lack of Anything Better...

Today is a day low on the inspiration scale... so you get something like this:

His name is Mr. Puddles.

Problem with Pests

So I've had a mouse issue for a little bit. I had been relatively successful with the trapping and removal of them until last night, around 3 AM, when I heard the tell-tale snap of the trap. As I got up to dispose of the remains, I realized this trap had not really gotten the whole mouse, just his little leg, so I had a terrified mouse running in circles around my cabinet, dragging the trap behind him. Though proud of my ability to do things on my own, a live, terrified, someone incapacitated mouse is a little beyond my expertise. So he remains there, trapped under a box, until I have some help removing him.

Yes, I do feel bad. No, I don't want him to suffer, but dammit, he shouldn't be in my apartment!

On a more amusing note, this whole escapade has thrown my cat into utter confusion. Spartacus has proven that not only does he not like to be pet or be bothered, but he is also a fairly incompetent hunter. Besides knowing the location of the mouse-trails, he hasn't really done anything. He just sort of sits and watches in a kind of dazed confusion. I believe he thinks they are down the drain in the sink, because that is where he most often perches to look.

Now, with the live trapped one, he is going bananas. It is in my cabinet, and he can hear it, but he can't see it. His solution has been to run back and forth across my apartment, yowling, stopping occasionally to stare at the cabinet until it makes a noise again.

If this weren't at 3 AM, I'm sure I would be much more amused.

I tried to calm him down with some treats, which ended up sitting in a pile in front of him as he sat down and looked dejected for a while.

Here's hoping I don't have any more small furry visitors for a bit.

Free Candy?

I'm a little swamped this week, due to my slacking last week, sigh. Someone brought in candy and left it in the reception area, which is always dangerous for someone with a sweet tooth like me. A coworker was still hungry after lunch, so I made her this:

CANDY!

Curmudgeon

So I decided Spart's full name would be Spartacus Curmudgeon, because he's like an angry old man. Then I realized the word curmudgeon makes me think of an angry muffin.

I bet Spart would eat him. Also, I highly recommend www.muffinfilms.com

Signature Sounds 3

I'd find them less creepy if bats made this noise

Zoooob! Zooooob!

I like sweet things

Like ice cream. Come and rescue me from the dullness that is work!

Actually the beefy arms and legs make it less appetizing.
 Though most of the time, it's actually like this

Why do the things I love always run away from me? SUGAR, YOU'RE MINE!

Signature Sounds 2

I have no idea what sounds an anteater makes. But it could be

Stop being ants at a picnic.

Also...

Happy Birthday to the sister!!!

Signature Sounds

Look, that's the sound I would make if I were a ferret... or a stoat... or a meerkat... or whatever this thing is.

So sleepy

Today is one of those days that besides minimal brain/motor function, I can't really think of anything else except sleep. So this is what comes out.

The Moon

Pillows, and me falling in to them.

...and cats. Always with the cats.

I mean it's a sleepy cat. Or it's barfing. That's why I added the words!!! Sigh.

Good old days

You made it across the river, but little Davey died from a snakebite.

Predators

Today we have a grass-blended serpent.

Please eat grass-blended serpent with a side of brown-owl.

I am not responsible for injuries sustained while trapping/cooking the animals.

I was in a wing mood.

Or a weird mood?

Or just a mood...

Inspired by a beloved story

I don't believe in bittersweet endings and good morals.
I believe in murderous trees.

I wait until you leave the house

Then I come out and play!

I think the spider should invest in a razor.

THE SECRET TO A GOOD MOOD

CAPS LOCK AND CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I don't like vegetables

Actually, it's because I think a lot of them taste gross.

DJ play that song one more time

I got a request for a "peeeeeeeeeeeeekchuuuuuuuuuuure" from a friend. Since I don't really have time to make two today, you all get to see it. As fond as I am of saying blorp, this friend is partial to the word "womp." This is what I think of.

If I were that small, I would not go up against a mole-type-creature of that size....

And the Ugly Ducking Grew Up

To become an equally as ugly swan.

The Power is YOURS

Unfortunately between sickness and work, I've been a little preoccupied to mess around on Paint (I know, I'm sad too). For your enjoyment, however, I uploaded some doodles I did during a particularly boring meeting today. Maybe next time I'll upload some doodles from class.

Stupid dog, I HATE running.

I think I'm craving cheese...

Cheese is so delicious.

I don't think I'm going to propose to it any time soon, but damn it's delicious.

Also,

Dreaming and Wishing

I had a relatively amusing dream last night. I went on a date with this guy (very random dream choice, a friend of a friend). We were waiting for a bus in Baltimore to go to the museum (the location was a very specific place near the BMA...) and he had brought along his laptop. He blogged as we sat there, and relied on me to edit his work, though his sentences made little sense. When we got on the bus, he would not sit next to me. I had texted our mutual friend to be like "Uh, what's his deal?" only to find he was texting her as well saying how hard he was trying and I wasn't interested.

Anyway, that in itself was relatively mundane, but the best, most memorable part of the dream was his outfit. So I have recreated it for you.

Full orange, head to toe. Giant pants and tshirt, and a tie to boot. It was ridiculous (and awesome?).

In other news, my gmail theme is "tree" or something, which mimics your local weather. While it is rainy out, gmail seems to think it is snowing. It makes me miss the snow, I much prefer it to rain.

I guess the winter season is mostly behind us (though New England weather might prove me wrong). Until next year, snow. I'll be waiting.

I took this from Futurama

Which is a fun show. Well, I drew a shark first, then it made me think of this quote.

"There are two kinds of people: sheep and sharks..."

"...Anyone who is a sheep is fired. Who's a sheep?"

"Uh excuse me? Which is the one people like to hug?"

"Gutsy question, you're a shark. Sharks are winners and they don't look back 'cause they don't have necks. Necks are for sheep. "

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This has made me hungry, even though I don't really like pie...

Run little guy, run!