Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Cards I'd like to have on hand for coworkers

I've been experiencing a little bit of employment dissatisfaction lately, and I've decided that venting via my extraordinarily popular blog is a little more finance friendly than say... running around the hallways in my underpants, screaming, and trying to eat chairs. Face it, we all know I'm lucky to be employed at all in this day and age, and if I have time to make a blog post about it, my job isn't all that bad.

That being said, some people I work with still get under my skin and make me go just a little bonkers. Just a little. If someone comes in to my office, sometimes I'd like to let them part with some original jschro artwork.

It's also "great" when you make me "do stuff" that makes me look as "special" as yourself. People on the phone can't see my expression when I realize I'm calling for the 30th time to ask why a phone line isn't fixed when I've already gotten the answer 29 other times...

All the same, I like to call this one my "it could be worse" reminder

Hey, I may have started drooling oatmeal in boredom while you were talking to me... but... I mean, at least I'm not using my butt as a pencil launcher, right?

My all time favorite, the word I wish I could use more often but never do...

No, I don't want to go into the bathroom to fix the toilet paper dispenser you broke. No, I don't know or care why the handicapped door isn't working. No, I'm feeling fine, just wondering where I left my box of deadly pencils...

Ahh, a good rant feels nice. I feel refreshed. I think I can just never forget my mantra: "Hey, at least it's not retail."

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

At one point, this had direction

I think I had an idea where this was going when I started with the horse.

I even copied the horse so I could add things to it... but then I got distracted and my original intention was lost. I know, working again, what has become of me? I've become...

Oh! See what I did there? I used the horse after all. We all know I'd rather be...

YES! Twice. So the horse did get some use after all, and I got some work done, so we're all happy. Sort of. And sleepy.