Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Today I fell up the stairs

Yes, I did. It's one of those days. You know the ones that feel like this?

I mean, I don't really want to destroy all humans. I am generally fond of a small group of them. But when it rains, it pours, and when I get in one of those moods, it's like doom and destruction.

I didn't want anyone to think I had a vendetta against them, so it is me that has fallen victim to the deathbot, I mean, I do strive to annoy someone special EVERY day.

Alas, it is not all doom and gloom, I'm just kind of moody today. I also burned myself on some oatmeal. Here is a more uplifting picture.

... Bloody robots might be uplifting to some people?

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Birthday come and gone

So another birthday has passed. It was great, and thank you to all the people who made it special. I have mixed feelings about it, as I love my birthday, but I do not want to get older. It is very nice to have a day to celebrate me and all my jschro-ness, but always, in the back of my mind, I hear...

I do still like presents. The best thing you can do to presents that tell you you're getting old is this:

Ripping them to shreds is totally acceptable! I mean, not the sweet sweet inside, but the outer wrapping, the external evil. Though I shouldn't be too angry and the talking present. At least it's wrapped all nice with its bow. When I have presents for people, they usually turn out looking like this...

Good thing for the rays off awesome, or you might have thought I just taped up a rock to give to you.

Anyway, besides being one year closer to my inevitable demise, my birthday was a smashing success. A special thank you to Cat for the blog-style birthday wishes!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

A "real" adult

With my birthday approaching, I've come to realize that no matter how old my license indicates I am, I still don't think of myself as a real adult. You know, one of those people with routines, and a house, who does laundry before they have to haul a giant bag of it down to the coin operated machine in the basement and hope it fits because I don't have enough quarters for more than 2 loads...

Anyway... tomorrow I am taking a giant leap forward in becoming a "real" adult. I, unfortunately, have been sleeping on a futon since graduation. It was a cheap investment and easy to move, so I dealt with the fact it was extremely uncomfortable for a long time. My "bed" currently looks something like this:

Yes, it is broken. Yes, it is uncomfortable. But I am poor, so I made do. Now, however, things have changed. TOMORROW, I will have a new bed! I felt the need to memorialize this on my blog.

So yeah, like a REAL bed. For a REAL adult! ... ... yes, I still have my craptastic pillows and old sheets but HEY. One step at a time, ok?

Also, after giving it some time to fully develop, it appears my elliptical bruise is not as bad as I originally thought it would be. Still noticeable, but it doesn't look like my arm is dead and going to fall off.

Success?

Monday, October 17, 2011

Hello (hello hello) is there anybody in there?

I know. You've missed me. It has been terrible for me too, I promise. All this work, no inspiration... it has been like a desert of sadness here. A veritable land of unhappiness.

Note the crying dog and dead plant. Also that's supposed to be a sun, but a sad looking one.... the plant would probably be dead even if I was blogging daily though... I tend to kill plants.

Anyway, I guess the most interesting thing that has happened to me recently is that I fell off the elliptical machine at the gym. I have a previous post about my tendency to bruise, so you can imagine the damage it did.

Here is my rendition of it:

Elliptical machines are very hard to draw. Also, I am clumsy.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Busy Bee

Things have been hectic around the office, especially today. I did, however, have an incredibly boring and useless meeting, during which I doodled this, so enjoy!